If that was your dad, he is hot
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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