eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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