ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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