i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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