you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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