There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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