WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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