his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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