from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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