so that wasnt chicken after all
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Are my feet made of real feet?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
