Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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