OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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