is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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