They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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