god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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