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is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

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Oh yeah that.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets

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(913): View more from Kansas

he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.

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(816): View more from Missouri

She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray

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(850): View more from Florida

He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!

(407): View more from Florida

You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?

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