i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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