how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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