what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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