Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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