i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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