you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Randomize
