They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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