you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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