Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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