Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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