my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
