i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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