12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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