addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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