let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize
