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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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