Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i think i have herpe
just one?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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