so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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