Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I think a kid would responsible me up
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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