if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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