she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
