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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.

(416): View more from Ontario

Apparently you chose the latter.

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(352): View more from Florida

Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.

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What?

(352): View more from Florida

Just dont open the beer drawer.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots

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