If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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