My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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