Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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