remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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