I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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