I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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