she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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