He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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