Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
this is an emotional support booty call
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Randomize
