can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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