I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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