Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We need to rekindle our bromance
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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