Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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